Saturday, April 5, 2008

HK is routing for you

Hey Greg,

Hello from Hong Kong! I wanted to make sure you know that there are a few billion people in the eastern hemisphere routing for you too. Just to give you a sense of the depth of support, I took a little stroll around my neighborhood this morning and took these photos.

As you'll see, almost everyone I bumped into—my dry cleaner, the guy at Starbucks, and even the asshole who owns the dumpling shop on my corner (a.k.a. the dumping nazi)---asked me to send along their love and support. Seriously, you're bigger than Yao Ming over here.

However, I also stopped by the Chinese temple behind my apartment, and frankly, some of the idols and statues there seemed pretty pissed. They've definitely have had enough of these "I'm so sick and weak" shenanigans and they really want you to get your ass out of bed. But they also reassured me that they've got a lot of the Eastern deities—Buddha and his homies ---working on your case and sending good qi, karma etc. your way.

Tonight I'm going out for drinks with the Hong Kong curling team. I'll let you know if they have anything more to add.

Love, Jane

My Dry Cleaner Jamie From Starbucks
The Dumpling Nazi Pissed Dragon
Mad Warrior Angry Lion

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