a little TOO convenient

Well Greg, apparently the DaVinci Code threat didn't work. I'm a bit surprised. I figured the thought of Dan Brown going ad infinitum in your ear would make you jump up like a daffodil in springtime!

Think I've sussed your little scam though!

Let's take a little stroll down memory lane, shall we? This time last year. Somewhere in the middle east, surrounded by arabs with their rakishly adjusted headwear. Me with my mojitio, you with your overpriced champagne cocktail. "Gotta enjoy the good things in life" you said. (I have my doubts that being fed through a tube counts as a good thing, i may add!) I was doing my best to avoid attracting too much attention to the flood of tears streaming down my face. I'd heard while I was at the airport that Allen had taken a turn for the worse. His white cells were falling, infection was increasing and he was no longer responding to his antibiotics. His lungs were failing and they had to put him back on the breathing tube. I was a complete and utter mess, you were calm and comforting.

You told me how proud you were of me for standing by him during his illness You said how lucky he was to be surrounded by family and friends like me. You assured me that he could feel the love and support around him.

So it all seems a little TOO convenient that a year later you are now in the same situation!!! The jig is up Mister! I know you are just in this for the attention! Well you've got it! Everyone is suitably freaked out. You've got people from all over the world focusing all their good thoughts and positive energy on you. You have a blushing bride who could probably REALLY use a good night sleep in her own house, in her own bed with her own husband. You can now get away with anything short of murder and all people will say is 'Oh well, I'm just glad he's alive' for at least the next 5-10 years! Buck up, cowboy, snap out of it! You've milked it for all it's worth, time to go home now. Time to get back to the all the 'good things in life'

K?

Love you

Laura xxx